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Story # 1 "Felix &
Oscar"
At a well-known university in Kentucky, one roommate
was so fed up with the other's unsanitary habits
and clutter that he gathered up everything his roommate
had left on the floor... all over the bathroom .... all over
the kitchen... and put it all... all over on his bed. Knowing this would
lead to a fight...but also knowing that he was out of alternatives, the roommate had essentially piled up empty
cans of tuna fish, soiled food cartons, hairy bars of
soap.. and a whole lot more--right on the slovenly one's
bed...Anxiously, he waited for hours -- anticipating his
roommate's arrival back at the dorm..but to no avail...
when he woke up in the morning he saw his roommate
directly across from him -- asleep peacefully under a
blanket of tuna cans, food cartons, and more trash! His
roommate woke up later that day, went about his business,
and never said anything of it! Did he at least clean up
the trash on his bed? We never got to hear the rest of
this war story but one can only exclaim in
response.."Some people just can't be changed!"
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